The Times, They Are A Changin'...We Rocked the Vote!

It's the morning after Election Day 2012.  Schools here are closed for the eight day, snow is falling, possibly ushering in the expected Nor'easter and the kids and I all have colds.  

But that's okay.  You know why? 

Yeah.  This is why.  Four more years!!

President Barack Hussein Obama.  That's who.  

African American President.  Second Term.  Yes!

You know who Barack called after he called that Ass Clown who ran against him?  

He called this guy:

Hi Bill. It's been good to see you again.  

See you in four years when your wife runs.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking 'bout, Hill.  

This country is waking up to some incredible changes too.  For instance, Colorado and Washington have passed amendments to legalize the recreational use of marijuana. 

You heard me.

Who knows?  If this keeps up, maybe things could get a little more interesting here in the 'burbs.

I could supplement my blogging with a "sales" position.  

Wisconsin's Tammy Baldwin became the first openly gay Senator. 

The amazing Elizabeth Warren unseated Scott Brown in Massachusetts!

The voting body legitimately shut down Todd Akin.

Wave bye bye asshole.

Maryland, Maine and Minnesota voted for same sex marriage.

This amazing piece of progress is brought to you by the letter "M".

Let's work on the rest of the letters for the rest of the states now.

LA made condoms in porn films mandatory.

Calm down Pee Wee Herman and Fred Willard...

Not in theaters...

In the films.  

So unless you're planning on redirecting your careers...

...and we pray you aren't...

It shouldn't affect you.

But Ron Jeremy's nephew is heaving a sigh of relief.

I'm saying look at all the progress we've made in just one night, people! 

I'm excited, aren't you?  Maybe a woman president in four years with a Latino VP?

We're finally making strides.  Let's secure equal pay for women too, while we're at it. 

Forward! 

Look Up!

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