Hip N Hop

Yo! This ain't your Mama's Dr. Seuss! Listen up y'all to what I'm puttin' down!

I had a few and I'm listening to some badass muthuh zuckuh jams and I'm here to tell y'all that it's time to Hip N Hop!

OOHH!!

UP
WASSUP!

BENT
TENT
Bent in a tent cause I can't make the rent

BLUNT
STUNT
Got caught with a blunt, pulling a stunt

HEAT
STREET
I was packing heat from the time I hit the street

BITCH
SNITCH
My bitch was such a snitch

BUSTED
TRUSTED
She got me busted - the bitch, she can't be trusted

DOGG
BLOG
Listen dogg, that's why I'm writin' this blog

CHILL
PILL
I was all like "Chill! It's not like I'm on Pills"

PIG
BRIG
But then there was this pig, come and take me to the brig

JAIL
BAIL
Now I can't get outta jail, cause I can't make the bail

CHEESE
PEEPS
I just don't have the cheese to be given' to no peeps

CRUNK
PUNK
See, I was just a little crunk, but that chick was all punk

CRIB
DIP
Yo, this ain't nothing like my crib, it's time I gotta dip

BED
NED
TED
ED
Now I'm all up in bed with Ned, Ted and Ed

HELL
CELL
I'm livin' in a hell inside this shitty cell

CLOCK
GLOCK
BLOCK
Lookin' at the clock, hidin' my glock, waitin' in the block

HOP
POP
Po's gonna come - I'll Hop, and then POP!

JET
GET
Man, Imona jet, see how far I get

WACK
BACK
This story's kinda wack, but tomorrow I'll be back

HOOD
GOOD
Now I'm back in the hood and I promise to be good

FOLK
STOKE
Y'all are my folk, that makes me kinda stoke(d)

FLOW
GO
Thanks for listenin' to my flow - now y'all can go.